The Fifth Vasopressor T-Shirt

When the norepi’s maxed, the levophed’s running like tap water, and you’re just one drip away from a miracle...enter The Fifth Vasopressor. Featuring the ultimate code team backup (Jesus himself), this tee is for the ICU vets who’ve seen it all and still manage to laugh through the chaos. Dark, twisted, and blessed because sometimes all that’s left is divine intervention. Wear it with pride... and maybe a prayer.

Product features
- Without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.
- Highly elastic ribbed collar retains shape and comfort.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for long-lasting wear.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness.
- Ethically sourced fabric, ensuring a sustainable and safe choice.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors